shrek is the god of self confidence
I hope it fucks you up knowing I’m happier without you in my life
I WANT YOU TO SEE ME SO HAPPY IT FUCKING BREAKS YOU
just want to feel your skin on mine and kiss your lips and make you forget all of the bad things in the world for a little while
And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so