I AM A MOTHER FLIPPING ASS CAT.

I am a cat with the name of Mona lesia.. and im not quite sure of how to work this madness, because im a cat you see.

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via wigglyweak)

me:why were you absent yesterday?
friend:i was sick
me:of what?
friend:...life

uncaged-:

This will forever be my favorite gif set and Will Smith will forever be my favorite actor for this reason. So inspiring since we grew up having the same story and idk, it just gives me hope that my kids will have a father as great as this one day so they wont have to go through what  I did. 

(Source: unboltedgem, via wigglyweak)

wetmyplants:

scariest feeling in the world:

when you hear a bug

but don’t see it

(via wigglyweak)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via wigglyweak)

katara:

not being drunk is so awful

(via ugly)

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

(via whoredinarygirl)

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(via teenscoolest)

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